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Joke of the Day

"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."

"Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."

"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."

"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."

"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"What does a confused owl say? What? --- ^^^as ^^^enjoyed ^^^by ^^^/u/Traetus ^^^[here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qws98/i_used_to_have_sex_daily/cnao23o?context=3)"

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"