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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."

"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"

"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"

"I saw a homeless man and gave him $1.00. I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77."

"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"

"A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend... She says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now"" And he replies ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""

"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."

"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."