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Joke of the Day

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."

"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."

"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"

"How to ride an escalator Step 1."

"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."

"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"

"Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"

"What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty"