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Joke of the Day

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"

"1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. DONT TELL ME HOW TO PARTY!"

"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"

"Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7? Because they literally can't even."

"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!"

"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."

"Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?! The police are trying to catch him, but he's always got a few Twix up his sleeve!"

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."