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Joke of the Day

"Two types of people There are two types of people in this world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."

"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"

"What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes? A bus full of old people"

"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."

"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"I'll likely spend most of my child bearing years looking for a place to plug in my phone"

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."

"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."