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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
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"Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant"
"Cops have a new radar that lets them see through walls into our homes but imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands! Oh wait..."
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"""I shaved for this shit?"" - All of us at one point in our lives."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."
"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."
"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."
"Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer."
"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"