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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
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"Why will you never see a politician at your Concealed Weapons Permit class? Because people who purchase weapons legally are law abiding citizens."
"Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny."
"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"
"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"
"knock knock ...... come in..."
"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."
"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."
"Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too Messi."