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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes? A bus full of old people"
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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."
"If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says ""Uh, it's Adam & Eve"" you can be like ""OH REALLY?"" and have the boys attack!!"
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"
"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""
"Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at Whole Foods instead"
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."
"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."