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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes? A bus full of old people"
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"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."
"Why do towels get dirty? If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??"
"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."
"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
"""Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek"" Yeah ""Can you demonstrate?"" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*"
"Adele was outside my window this morning. She said hello from the outside."
"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."