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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist."

"I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*"

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"

"My wife caught me again on the couch with my iPad & a hand towel while I was putting lotion on my feet with my pants off."

"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"""Congratulations on the baby! Childbirth is so beautiful!"" - Someone who has clearly never witnessed the birth of a child."

"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."

"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."

"What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode."