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Joke of the Day
"I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*"
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"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?"
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."
"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."
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"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"
"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."
"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."