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Joke of the Day

"The man that invented throat lozenges died last week... There was no coffin at the funeral."

"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"

"My doctor told me I have type-a blood. Apparently it was a type-o!"

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir, you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time."""

"What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? Everyone knows you're a master baiter!"

"""Well, there goes the end of my arm,"" said Tom offhandedly."

"There were 2 cows in a field and one says ""mooo"" and the other says... ""I was going to say that"""

"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""