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Joke of the Day
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
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"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."
"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."
"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."
"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."
"Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote."
"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"
"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."