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Joke of the Day
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
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"""I need some space."" - astronaut breaking up with his girlfriend"
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."
"Does anyone have experience flipping tables? Im sure i do."
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
"My boss said he wanted the fire drill to be as realistic as possible, but then he yelled at me for looting. Make up your mind, bro."
"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."
"Are you addicted to masturbation? Reach out to me and we can beat it together."
"What is a mathematician's favorite food? A slice of Pi."