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Joke of the Day

"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"

"How can you tell someone is an engineer? They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)"

"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"I think I invented some new Kama sutra moves trying to reach the remote without getting up."

"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."

"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."

"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."