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Joke of the Day
"For a guy who's obsessed with public safety, I think Batman drives a little too fast sometimes."
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"My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets."
"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"
"The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later."
"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."
"""Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?"" ""Good question, Deluca. I'm gonna say $95."""
"What is stronger than Ronda Rousey? Her anti-depressants."
"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"
"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."
"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"