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Joke of the Day
"The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later."
Next Joke
"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."
"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."
"*Gets called into HR Me: What was I accused of now? HR: I haven't had any sexual harassment claims against you lately. Is everything ok?"
"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"
"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."
"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"
"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."
"I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine"
"[on a date] *showing her pics of my pet lizards* ME: ""and I named this one Queen Elizardbeth"" HER: ""I must have sex with you immediately"""