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Joke of the Day
"My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets."
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"Behold the nuclear arsenal of North Korea and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un! The very Earth quakes in terror!"
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."
"Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"
"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"
"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"
"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"