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Joke of the Day
"Let's talk about sausage.... Isn't it the wurst?"
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"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."
"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."
"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"
"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."
"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."
"I went to my doctor. He said I was overweight. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."