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Joke of the Day

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."

"Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth... Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!"

"I saw a play that had King Midas meeting Oedipus. It was pure motherfucking gold."

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"What's the best part about dating a black girl? Not having to wait for her downstairs with her father."

"Don't you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?"

"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"