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Joke of the Day

"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"

"That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting. One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore."

"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"

"How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it? Decepticondoms."

"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""

"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."

"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"

"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."

"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."