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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
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"How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck? Get another 90 year old to yell ""BINGO!"""
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved"
"Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins? It was asbestos they could do at the time!"
"What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass."
"I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles."
"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."
"Piles Day Today is ""World Piles Day"". Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate . . . . . . . for being the perfect Asshole!"
"After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption. Let the little shits be someone else's problem."
"I hired a hitman to kill the wife. He said, I'll shoot her just below the left nipple. I replied, I want her dead, Not fucking kneecapped"