224482

Joke of the Day

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"The 9-year-old in me thinks life is all about fun. But then I think, how long is it gonna take to digest this kid? I'm a huge python, btw."

"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."

"A horse walks into a bar he starts to panic and kick and shit all over the place sorry I'm no good at jokes. -- [@billcorbett](https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/592353920204156928)"

"If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : ""Wife"" Never save them as ""Wife1"" and ""Wife2"" ~ A husband from hospital"

"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."

"Why don't you tell penis jokes about richard? Because Dick nose"

"[A snowman sees a sign for a snowblower] Oh hell yeah"

"Why did the roadkill cross the road? Because somebody FINALLY turned on the lights."

"Only 2010's kids will get this... Measles"