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Joke of the Day

"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."

"THERAPIST: Your notes say that you ""scare easily"" and are ""quite disagreeable"". ME: *from behind the couch* That's not true."

"How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it."

"How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share."

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."

"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."

"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"

"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."

"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"

"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"