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Joke of the Day

"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."

"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."

"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."

"I kicked my rear-view mirror addiction... I'm never looking back."

"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"

"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"

"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"

"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."