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Joke of the Day
"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."
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"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."
"Why are thousands of kittens dying everyday? For some sick, strange reason, men enjoy smashing pussy."
"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"
"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""
"Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? A: Man-eating coleslaw."
"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"