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Joke of the Day

"What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage? World of Wardraft."

"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."

"I know the **BEST** way to get someone interested in something. Actually, never mind, maybe I shouldn't tell you."

"I won 300 million dollars in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. They sent me a letter saying ""thank you for your 25 cent donation""."

"Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."

"What do ya call an overweight Scottish pigeon .... A fat coo... Im here all week."

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a vibrator? A vibrator is not a genuine dick"

"Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth."