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Joke of the Day

"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."

"And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey"

"""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. YOU SUCK."" I yell at the football player in the TV as I'm sitting on a couch having cake"

"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"

"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"

"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"

"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."

"What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)"