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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub."

"Basically if your movie trailer features a close-up of a glass of rippling water I'm assuming that your movie will have dinosaurs."

"How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was? So,so....."

"Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"

"Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all ""Russia""."

"Hey, Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut. #DadJokes"

"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."

"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."