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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut. #DadJokes"
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"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."
"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"
"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"
"Women don't know what they want. Men don't know what they have."
"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."
"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"
"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"