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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
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"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"
"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."
"wife:Gotta go. You guys gonna be ok? me [making my Pop-Tart pop out of the toaster and trying to catch it] Come on! wife:9, you're in charge"
"Hey bill collectors, nice try, but I don't even call back people I know."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."
"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"
"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."
"TIL that someone in the UK gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor guy."