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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."
Next Joke
"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"
"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."
"My friend wants to carve a Venus statue from a tree. That seems like it would take a while, woodentit?"
"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling"
"I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want"
"Why do women have legs? So they don't make trails like snails."
"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."