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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."
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"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes."
"*Salesman smashes through window into living room* Evening, folks. Are you in the market for a new window?"
"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
"Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, ""I'll see you all at her next one."" I know that now."
"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."
"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"
"The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because... She has a frog in her throat."