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Joke of the Day
"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."
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"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."
"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"
"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"
"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"
"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."
"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."
"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"
"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."
"What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!"