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Joke of the Day

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."

"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"

"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal."

"What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Nothing. They were both stoned."

"I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."

"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."

"What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? Your Cuzband"

"What did Hillary Clinton say to the battered black woman? We've both been beaten by a black guy, let's not let it happen again."

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."