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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child? Paula Dean is the mother."
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"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."
"Oh, you're a lesbian? You're not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense."
"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."
"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"
"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"
"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."