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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"
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"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"
"What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? ""Take me to your lieder!"""
"I hired Lena Dunham and paid her candy To babysit my 1 y/o niece and clean her vagina. She was thorough."
"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"
"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
"""We're going to need a bigger pocket."" - iPhone 6 Plus"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."
"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""
"I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!"