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Joke of the Day

"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."

"What does the fan of a shitty rock band, which canceled a gig in his city, say? ""I want my Nickel back!"""

"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."

"*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*"

"Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies"

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common... They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs."

"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."