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Joke of the Day
"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
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"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"
"I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)"
"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."
"A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?"
"A midget went to visit the doctors There was a long wait and the nurse said ""you're going to have to be a little patient"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Small, dark, and made by my parents."
"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""