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Joke of the Day

"Two potatoes are standing on the street corner, which one is the prostitute? The one that says Idaho"

"WIFE: He's just so distant lately ME [skywriting]: U N T R U E"

"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"

"What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin."

"Today is my 18th wedding anniversary. If my husband doesn't give me a divorce as a gift I'm telling his girlfriend."

"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"

"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"

"Top Seven Things Men Don't See Coming: 7. Plot twists 6. Police cruiser 5. Love 4. Trash day 3. Health issues 2. Her reaction 1. That"

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"