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Joke of the Day
"Deli meats I knew a guy who was addicted to deli meats. He just couldn't quit cold turkey."
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"What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both say ""Insert Bill Here"""
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"My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I'm fearful of her college days."
"I've forgotten how to ""hang out"" with people if alcohol isn't involved."
"Never underestimate mothers. They can turn ""mayhem"" into ""ma'am"" with one narrowed glance."
"My friends got tired of the ""Chinese Fire Drill"". Instead, we shout ""Triangle Fire Drill"", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination."
"TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit hehe"
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"Surely I'm not the only who chews extra hard to make sure the Teddy Grahams are good and dead. Surely."