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Joke of the Day
"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"
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"Some people rescued a great white shark that washed up on a beach, just like sharks would do for us if we were carried out into the ocean."
"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."
"My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard... I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"
"Actually, letting your dog run around the yard while wearing your Fitbit increases the numbers waaaaay better than putting it on your cat."
"""Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!"" - drunk people"
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."
"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."