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Joke of the Day

"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."

"There's no ""shame"" in ""glitter"", but there's shame and glitter on me."

"Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are."

"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"

"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."

"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"

"Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear? The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear? They called back."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The patrons of the bar then proceed to scream in surprise because there's A FREAKING HORSE IN THE BAR."

"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."

"I saw some guy stealing my front gate... -""I saw some guy stealing my front gate."" -""Didn't you say anything?"" -""No, I thought he'd take a fence."""