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Joke of the Day

"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."

"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"

"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."

"Plane turbulence is caused by flying over hot areas, flying over mountains, and you getting up to use the airplane bathroom"

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."

"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"

"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn and his wife are separating after 20 years of marriage due to their busy work schedules and him being a maid raper."

"What's a buddhists favourite curry? Chicken karma"

"Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!"