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"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."
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"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"
"What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'? Pi(e)"
"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"
"You know how birds fly in a v formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other? It is because that side has more birds."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"The worst thing about being deaf is... when I masturbate, I can't hear anybody come in my room. *Not even myself.*"
"[M] What's the hardest part of owning a cat? Telling your parents you're gay."
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"