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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"
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"what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a-salted."
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."
"In the Navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut? I've never had a walnut on my face."
"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."
"Two toasters are sitting on a counter. One toaster turns to the other and says, ""Do you sometimes feel empty?"" To which the other toaster replies, ""OH MY GOD! A talking toaster!"""
"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."
"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."