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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"
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"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."
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"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."
"We were called to the Paralympics this year. Several wheelchair athletes were caught using the banned substance WD40."
"What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda? Battle Royale with cheese."
"Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"