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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"
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"What do you call a factory that produces quality goods? A satisfactory"
"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"
"they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like ""oh"""
"The ""sell by"" date should actually be the ""diarrhea after"" date."
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
"How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time? Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."
"tilt your head up as in like look up at the sky and squeeze the bridge of your nose and blink alot. it prevents crying u wimp"
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""