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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying ""no""? No. Oh so it's you!"

"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"

"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."

"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."

"The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)"

"I'm wearing black today so powdered sugar donuts seem like a solid choice."

"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"

"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."