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Joke of the Day

"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"

"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."

"So there's this cute girl from work and I'm too shy to talk to her But then I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape"

"What's the difference between very large building and pigeon? just one 's'. One is skyscraper and the other one is skycraper."

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."

"There are 3 types of guys in this world 1) Handsome 2) Lucky 3) Me"

"I was seeing a girl once ...until my binoculars broke"