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Joke of the Day
"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."
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"My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come."
"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."
"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"
"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"
"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"