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Joke of the Day

"I've always lived by the motto 'work hard, play hard' But the HR department is starting to get concerned and the guys I ball with at the gym hate when I guard them"

"What does a prostitute and a lawyer have in common? They both screw you for $300 per hour. What's the difference? Most prostitutes have standards."

"When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."

"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."

"There was a race between a group of gays and a group of lesbians. Who do you think got there first? The lesbians, because they got there lickety-split while the gays were still packing their shit."

"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."

"Where does a fish keep his life savings? In a riverbank :D"

"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"

"Remember when we thought ""Any kid can grow up to be President"" was a good thing?"