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Joke of the Day

"A lot of people think the medical drama ""House"" is funny.... but I think it Hugh-Laurie-ious!"

"I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds."

"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."

"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."

"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."

"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."

"(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian. I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech."

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."