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Joke of the Day
"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."
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"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"New Game Here's a new game we can all play! You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman I call it Croquette Crockett Croquet"
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"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Anything, what's he gonna do about it?"
"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."
"Women love to cook Because they get to continuously change something until it's exactly what they want"
"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."
"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"