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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You beat the shit out of her."
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"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"
"I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples."
"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."
"Don't describe two completely different things as ""apples and oranges"" they're both fruit Say something like ""elephants and crystal meth"""
"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."
"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."
"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."
"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"