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Joke of the Day
"What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips."
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"I have a new low score on the Wells Fargo game I downloaded on my iPhone."
"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."
"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"
"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."
"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."
"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."
"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"