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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."
Next Joke
"That guy who just spent 2 hours washing and waxing his sportscar looks like a douche. C'mon boys, you know what to do. - Birds, probably"
"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."
"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."
"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"
"Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding."
"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."
"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"
"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."